Floppy disks and hard drives … More A futuristic linguistic scare?
Cyster Sledge *This is a continual from last weeks blog, in which the said issue is to be shared with you. How interesting* It was the 17th of September 2015. I had been on a waiting list for over 9 months, and by this time the urge to smack the NHS in the face had … More Hallucination Operation
Time flies, like pigeons. Unsurprisingly. My nan always said ‘time is of the essence’ – she’s dead now. Despite her phrase ringing through my ear every time I have had a near death experience, I realise that she had been right all along. It is only a matter of time before you pop on, therefore … More A ‘Caramelised croak’
The wheels on the bus don’t go round and round if there is a delay On this third week writing I shall talk about my experience with a service. A service which in my world, disappointingly for me, I have used for the past 7 years. I am of course on about the buses of … More The 7 year omnibus
Personality knocks The most common question I get asked is ‘Why do you have a weird/whacky/peculiar/different personality?’ Of course, the signified slashes show that no one has ever said all of those words at the same time. That would just be ‘wheirculiarifferent’ (Pronounced Wh-eer-culiar-rifferent). Lovely neologism. I digress, however from independent thought provoking time spent … More Just cut to The Chase
The man himself, Seth If you’ve never met me before, I advise you to caution yourself. I am like a kipper that has been left out of the fridge overnight and has started to pong. Just exclude the pong part. You will get to know me over the course of the next few blogs, in … More Trifle in my eyes